Every single Lil’ Wayne line must contain some sort of relatively obvious simile. Connnect the verb to some sort of simile. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.Ģ. Lil’ Wayne LOVES stopping, dropping and rolling. Duck, Run, Dodge or maybe Stop, Drop or Roll. Preferably a verb about running away from the law or from an assailant. Summary: So he is an army doctor kind of soldier? Don’t shoot me with a needle!ġ. Summary: Simply brilliant, he wasn’t going for a oxymoron either, I wish Sounds like “blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-blah,” I’m like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay), Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!” All that loud talkin, lyin, save that sh*t for your mammy. Now you know that I’m the Queen of Miami. What’s next? I watch my ears when I’m hearing, I watch my sight when I’m seeing?ġ. Now, that’s the type of money I definitely wouldn’t want to touch before breakfast.Ģ.”I watch my back when I’m walkin, I watch my mouth when I’m talking. This holds the world record for worst mathematics on a song.Ĥ.”Got a Bill in my mouth like I’m Hillary Rodham.”ģ.”Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus.” We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen…” Well, what do you expect from an artist whose stage moniker in itself constitutes a grammatical mishap?ĥ.”Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. Enough said.ħ.”I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian.”Īs far as Chingy’s concerned, Asian is a nationality damnit.Ħ.”I’ll break it down for you now, baby it’s simple If you be a nympho, I’ll be a nympho.” Let Parlae hit, together we like twin towers.”Ī terribly humorless and tasteless joke. You see, kids, that’s another reason why you should stay in school.Ĩ. Sire Isaac Newton must be turning in his grave right now.ĩ.”I like the way ya ass move to the beat You a freak, that’s somethin’ you can be.” No longer inspired by hardcore hip-hop, Prodigy turns to nursery rhymes for some equally uninspiring lyrics.ġ0.”First family will gradually lift that a*s up like gravity.” In Master P’s universe, New Year comes right before Christmas.ġ1.”It’s like fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of a jealous a*s punk.” Someone should have informed Cam that this choppy choppy rhyme thing is silly silly.ġ3.”I’m hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo.”Įxtra points for giving us one of the worst songs ever known to man.ġ2.”If you don’t bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain’t gon even see New Years.” “Sometime y’all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny.” These guys graduated from the prestigious Vanilla Ice Institute of Hip-Hop and decided to try their hands at random word association.ġ4. makes from music and movies, you’d think he would at least invest in a decent ghostwriter for his sidekick.ġ5.”When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.”Ĭut them some slack. And you say Kanye doesn’t deserve to have his image displayed next to the word ‘genius’ in Webster’s Dictionary?ġ6.”Hood n***a from Bankhead, I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana, dumpin’ and punkin’ monkeys.” Oh I get it: there’s Libra, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and then Uranus. Don’t try to treat me like I ain’t famous My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I’m, I’m tryin to make it to Uranus If he’s the one with the firearm, why’s he duckin’?ġ8.”My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that’s thirty-six mics (uh-huh)”Īpparently, Redman’s calculator is miles ahead of the game.ġ7. “When it’s hot I’m duckin’ them people with my firearm Look I be straight thuggin.” “Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I’m slippin.”Īren’t we glad that he eventually decided to hire some ghostwriters?ġ9. What are the odds that Cory Gunz ghostwrote this for his dad at age 9?Ģ0. “N****s in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex’, and I love sex.” Obviously, Canibus slept through 10th grade when they went over units of measurement.Ģ2.”Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth.”Īlbum: Volume 3: Life and Times of S.CarterĢ1. “I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly.” Well, Tim, if I had to endure your mediocre rhymes all the time I’d definitely sleep with my eyes, ears, and nose closed as well.Ģ3. “There’s no need to lie folk, Why you sleepin’ wit ya eyes closed?”Īlbum: Why Do Fools Fall in Love (Soundtrack) “Verse number 2 do the damn thang keeps on my neck pocket’s full of Ben Franks.”Ī classic case of saying…absolutely nothing.Ģ4.
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